10/20/05
What Would Jesus Do?
Your bumpersticker asked, lady, so I'll give you an answer in reverse: He wouldn't blithely pilot his gas-guzzling Navigator one handed (other hand being occupied with cell handset) through unusually heavy morning traffic at the 480/77 mutual merge onto the Valley View Bridge, bullying up from behind me after we've commenced the merge, not looking to be sure he had cleared my front end, and causing me to come this close to being smooshed by one of the mysteriously abundant dump trucks. Nor would he flip me off in response to my horn honking, thereby setting the tone for this entirely shitty day.